MIGUNA MIGUNA PUNCHLINES ON JKL

1. Makau Mutua is a short bald man with low self esteem and behave like a senile Mugabe.
2. Isaac is incompetent and has no integrity.
3. Right now with Makau as his adviser, where is Raila? he's being teargased.
4. Makau Mutua is not just a hypocrite, a liar but a kind of senile. He is bald short man with no sense of security. He has no political credentials.
5. The man lives in a revere which is worse than a dream and he wants me to join in his nightmare.
6. Sonko is illiterate and Nairobi cannot be run by drug cartels.
7. Kidero is a cleaver thief that is looting while the rest are asleep. His history is well known. He is a crook.
8. When it quacks like a duck its a duck.
9. Kidero has no loyalty to Raila, Kidero has no loyalty to Uhuru. The only loyalty kidero has is to money.
10. Who is Sakaja? what has he done to this country, this man climbed on uhuru's back and got into parliament, he has to work his ass off.
11. Waweru is worse than Sakaja, he's a fly he's not even climbing someone's back, he's flying.
12. Wanjiru should restrict herself to church and sunday school.
13. (On why he can't be governer for Nairobi) The kind of inferiority complex in that statement is mind boggling. Failure is not in my DNA, not in my vocabulary, it has never worked on me.
14. Alai wants me to go to Apondo because the thief (Kidero) he's supporting feels the heat. He is nothing but a handy man who runs around in the name of a blogger.
15. Truth is what kenyans now calls arrogance. Im not a he goat like Kidero.
16. Mutai Ngunyi is qualified to speak only for jubilee and NYS where he looted.