COMEDIAN YY: SPORTPESA IS LIKE HOUSEMADE THAT.................. #BETCRAZE

Sports betting like in sportpesa, mcheza etc is very addictive and tempting. I'd compare it to having a very beautiful mboch, with good thighs like chicken of KFC, and who always wears short skirts and only washes the house in your presence, to intentionally tempt you by swinging sudus side to side as she washes. Thats what sportpesa does by giving you very tempting odds and flashing the jackpot banner each time you open their site, to tempt you to betting. Now for both sportpesa and the mboch, you'll never have any problems until you make a move. For the mboch, the day you start 'borrowing' her and you end up tasting canaan, you will never stop because as they say, stolen food is always sweeter. Also, whenever you try quitting, she will keep giving you a funny look infront of your wife, and you will fear she might 'sell' you 'rife rife' like mandathi by the roadside..so you'll continue. Let me tell you its equally hard to quit sportpesa, its like they bewitch you. Each time you try quitting, you hear of a friend who won sijui 10 sausand yesterday, mara you see a jackpot winner on tv..and so you go back to trying. In the end, sportpesa ends up making a lot of profits from you, enough to sponsor two teams and the KPL, while you are told to go drying. Similarly, if you have an affair with the mboch, eventually she will trick you to see canaan with 'naked eyes' and you will score a hat trick without the goalkeeper trying to make any save..mostly they get twins btw. And because satan does not eat ugali, your wife will know..and that my guy is when you'll know what is Maendeleo ya wanawake and FIDA because they'll take you faster than the miraa Hilux. And if the wife is from Kafete, you might as well argue your case infront of St Peter 'rife rife' at the heaven gates..women from Kafete dont take hostages..
So in short, avoid starting any of the two..
Juu ya hiyo stori, kuna game iko hapa nashuku sijui ni ya Saudi Arabia iko na odds poa sana..wacha niwekelee mia nipate ya kufika kibanda kupepeta madondo.