Raila meets Uhuru at State House over IEBC (VIDEOS)

Cord leaders are meeting with President Uhuru Kenyatta at State House over the IEBC stalemate.
The meeting which is currently ongoing is expected to focus on resolving whether IEBC commissioners should be removed from office.
It will also determine whether Cord's planned Madaraka Day rally in Uhuru Park will take place on Wednesday.
The meeting initiated by the President will feature Cord members led by their co-principal, Raila Odinga and Moses Wetang'ula. Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka is in China.
On Monday, the coalition filed a petition to be allowed to hold their rally. Justice George Odunga will hear the petition this afternoon.
Last week, Cord temporarily suspended demonstrations against the IEBC and issued a 10 day ultimatum for the government to respond to dialogue calls.

But the government ruled out the possibility of discussions with the opposition over the reconstitution of the electoral body.
Uhuru said removal of IEBC officers can only be undertaken within the confines of the law.
Cord wants IEBC commissioners out of office before the 2017 general elections.
Last Monday, three people died in Siaya and Kisumu following confrontations between police and protesters.
Heads of foreign missions said Kenyans must take every opportunity for inclusive dialogue on the IEBC stalemate.
The envoys said dialogue was necessary in order to solve the current standoff between the government and the opposition.

KISUMU COUNTY COMMANDER GETS PROMOTION AFTER KILLING LUOS

Kisumu County Commander Nelson Njiiri has been promoted and transferred to the Kenya Airports Authority as a security manager.
The position was formerly held by the now government spokesperson Eric Kiraithe. Mr Njiiri was transferred barely a week after a man was shot dead during anti-IEBC protests in Kisumu. Police, however, immediately denied shooting the man and insisted that he had fallen down and suffered head injuries on May 23. However, a post-mortem report showed that Fredrick Otieno died of gunshot wounds.

According to the report, one bullet entered Mr Otieno's body through the upper left arm, ripped through his thorax, tore vital blood vessels, collapsed his lung and stopped in his upper right arm. Mr Njiiri has been replaced by Mwea East OCPD Titus Yoma. Mr Yoma has been replaced in Mwea by Athi River OCPD Kizito Mutoro. The new Athi River boss is Sharma Boy while another senior officer, Aron Moriasi, has been moved to Samia from Ijara.
In August last year, Mr Njiiri was transferred from Kisumu to Kajiado but he did not report. He was to be replaced by then Nairobi Deputy County Commander Joseph Limo. Mr Limo, however, was later transferred to the Criminal Registry Office at the Directorate of Criminal Investigations headquarters.

TYPES OF SPONSORE AND HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM

The term “sponsor” is a colloquial expression among the young, used to refer to older and more financially stable men and women whom young people date, chiefly for financial gain.

 Below are the types of SPONSORS

1. Total sponsor
He buys you a car, a house, and registers them in your name, pays your bills and even supports your kids that are not his. Will never spend a whole night in your house. Often takes you on holiday outside the country. Mostly tycoons and prominent politicians aged over 50 years. Will have three more concubines besides you.
2. Medium Sponsors
Will buy you a car and house but registers them in his names. Supports the kid he has with you and pays your bills. Will take you for a holiday at the coast or Zanzibar. He appears in your house only over the weekend and during the late hours. Can be aged 45 to 55 years.
3. Small Sponsors
Mostly wannabe tender-prenuers, yuppies and young professionals who take you to Naivasha and Mombasa while on work. Will pick you and drop you off in their cars. Will fuel your car and take you shopping provided they bang you there-after.
Have a wife who they adore but need your presence to reassure themselves.
4. Mini/Micro Sponsors
Will take you to rave in K1, Roadhouse, etc bang you the whole night and still go to their regular chic/wife. Will only contact you when they have a windfall or end month.

SEX!!!!!!!! Cures CancerSTUDY REVEALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The professionals have actually been making use of a lot of their time looking for brand-new option to the issues that the culture is dealing with now.

 Particularly when it involves illness. They are continuously looking for brand-new manner in which could be reliable as well as effective for all individuals.

Did you know that eating a female’s personal body organ could conserve you from deadly conditions such as cancer cells and also cardiovascular disease?
Basing on the research study that was made in the State College of New York city, one of the most vital dish that a guy need to take is consuming a vaginal area.
The bodily hormones such as the DHEA Hormonal agents as well as Oxytocin are being generated whenever cunnilingus takes place. These hormonal agents can protect against cancer cells to a person.

This act does not just please the urges of males and female however additionally assists enhance the health and wellness problem of a person.
It is a means of taking pleasure in the satisfaction while having health and wellness advantages.
So the following time that you question concerning decreasing on a female, makes certain to maintain every one of these points in your mind.
This is not just for your safety and security however likewise for the satisfaction of your body.

PRESS BRIEFING BY GOVERNMENT SPOKESMAN ON THE OVERTHROWING OF GOVERNMENT

Good afternoon;
Thank you all for coming. I have a number of issues to tackle today.
Let me begin on a positive note. As you all know, this Wednesday Kenya marks 53 years of internal self-rule. Madaraka Day is a time for national pride and patriotism. It is an opportunity to collectively consider where we have come from, celebrate our progress, reflect on the challenges we continue to face and renew our commitment to building a peaceful and prosperous nation.
The President will on Wednesday join citizens in commemorating this important national event, while presiding over celebrations that will held at Afraha Stadium in Nakuru. Every effort has been made to ensure a successful event. The grounds have been readied, the area has been well-secured and measures have been effected to ensure the organised flow of traffic. Our armed forces have also rehearsed and are ready for the celebratory parade as well as the President’s inspection. The Government wishes to invite all citizens to share in the festivities of that day, and to assure any citizen who choses to travel to Nakuru that we are committed to ensuring their safety both during their travel and at the event.
The public is also advised that concurrent celebrations will be held at county and sub-county efforts for those who are unable to attend the Nakuru event. In Nairobi, the county-level celebrations will take place in Starehe Constitutency at Pumwani Secondary School. Across the country, each sub-county will host similar celebrations and will communicate details regarding the whereabouts of these events.
The Government is pleased to partner with County Governments to host these events and looks forward to receiving the general public as we all celebrate Madaraka Day together.
Now, allow me to address a different but related issue regarding two other activities taking place on Wednesday.
We are aware that there has been significant confusion about who shall or will be holding an event this Wednesday at Uhuru Park. We can confirm that through an unfortunate administrative oversight both CORD and a religious group know as Prayer Beyond Boundaries Ministries managed to reserve the premises. This otherwise minor, logistical issue has regrettably become somewhat contentious and taken on unnecessary political dimensions. Consequently, the National Security Advisory Committee convened earlier today to evaluate the security threats emanating from a double booking of the grounds. Following lengthy deliberations, they decided upon the following:
First, it was decided that neither of the parties who had reserved the premises will be permitted to use the grounds on the material day. Both parties are therefore hereby requested to reorganise their activities accordingly.
Second, it was decided that the Nyayo Stadium shall remain closed on Wednesday and no functions will be held there.We regret the inconvenience caused to those affected, but thank the public in advance for their compliance with these provisions which, in the considered view of the committee, are in the interest of public safety. Indeed, we reaffirm our commitment to ensuring public safety, across the country both on Wednesday and otherwise.
With that said, I must now turn our attention to an emerging issue of grave concern to the Government and of the utmost National concern. Investigations into recent political activity have yielded intelligence to the effect that there are individuals within the country who are working with two neighbouring countries to subvert the Government and create conditions of instability, insecurity, lawlessness and strife. The Government considers these contemptible undertakings to be a betrayal of Kenya and Kenyans. These are acts of treason. Any person who collaborates with an enemy of Kenya is also an enemy of Kenya and will be met with the swift, full and unmitigated wrath of the law. In due course the Government will be revealing the results of our investigations, and unmasking these despicable traitors.
We urge public patience in this matter and promise to be uncompromising in our quest for national security.

TEN RECORDS CHRISTIANO RONALDO CR7 HAS MADE

 

 

10.Two consecutive seasons with over 40 league goals!

The Portuguese became first player to reach 40 league goals in two consecutive seasons when he scored 40 for Real Madrid in 2010–11 and 46 goals in the following campaign (2011–12).

9.First Player to score in every minute of a game

Cristiano Ronaldo made himself the first player to score in every minute of a game when he netted in the seventh minute of Real Madrid’s 2-0 win against rivals Atletico Madrid in February, 2013.

But later in September, 2014, Zlatan Ibrahimovic joined the Portuguese on the list of only two players to score in every minute of a football match after strike that made him Sweden’s all-time top goalscorer.

8. Only Player to win everything witRonaldo is the only player to have won the league, domestic cup, League Supercup, Player of the Year Award, Golden Boot, Ballon d’Or, Champions League and Club World Cup with two different clubs (achieved in Manchester United and Real Madrid) as he repeated it again on Saturday 28, 2016 in Milan.h two different clubs

7.Only player to score three Champions League finals with two different clubs

  Three time Ballon d’Or holder set the record of being the only player in history to have scored in three Champions League finals. He did it in Moscow when Manchester United won the match on 6-5 penalties following a 1–1 draw after extra time.

The Portuguese international did the same during 2013-14 season at the Estádio da Luz in Lisbon, Portugal, when he scored the fourth goal in their 4-1 win over their capital rivals Atletico Madrid.

Finally, the 31-year-old did it on Saturday 28, 29016 at San Siro Stadium in Milan, Italy, where he scored the last penalty helping Real Madrid to extend their record number of European Cup/Champions League titles to 11.

4.Only player to score more than 50 goals in six consecutive seasons

Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo reached another milestone at the end of this outgoing season of becoming first player to score 50 in six straight seasons.

2010-11: 53 goals

2011-12: 60 goals

2012-13: 55 goals

2013-14: 51 goals

2014-15: 61 goals

2015-16: 51 goals

3.First player to become European top scorer in two Leagues

Ronaldo is the first and only player to have won the European Golden Shoe in 2 different leagues (Premier League with Manchester United and La Liga with Real Madrid).

2.Most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League season

Ronaldo holds the record for most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League season, having scored 17 goals in the 2013–14 season.

1.First and only player to win European Golden Boot four times!

Cristiano Ronaldo was awarded the European Golden Boot in the years 2008, 2011, 2014, and 2015, and is the only player in history to have won the European Golden Boot four times.

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REVEREND NGUNJIRI CLEARS THE AIR ON UHURU PARK ISSUE

There has been a constant choreographed wrangles between CORD and the Evangelist over the use of Uhuru Park during the Madaraka Day Celebrations that has caused trepidation as The CORD fraternity maintains that they will be At Uhuru Park on the same date that Evagelist Lucy Ngunjiri  also claims to have paid for earlier on
The Evangelist who says has no political affiliation has left many surprised as new research shows that she is a member of Kameme FM staff which is a gikuyu vernacular radio station.This is the post she made to clear the air over her stand on Uhuru Park

"As long as Raila Odinga and his supporters will be at Uhuru park I will not be there. I don't want to fight for myself the battle belongs to the Lord. I had all the receipts and believed I also have a constitutional right to use the ground but since I want to safeguard the integrity of the church, I do request the church faithfuls that we do gather at (PBB) church where we shall conduct our prayers. I had targeted the Uhuru park stadium to accommodate many Christians but all the same God does not move with multitude" - Rev Lucy Wa Ngunjiri

Surely the battle belongs to the Lord and not even Major-General Joseph Nkaissery and his officers can prevail in this battle but the victory will be very decisive."

 The cabinet secretary for internal security GEN NKAISSERY has also maintained that he will arrest Raila and CORD LEADERS if he dares go to UHURU PARK on the same date of MADARAKA DAY.

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KIDERO BUSTS JUBILEE PLAN TO DENY CORD UHURU PARK MADARAKA DAY RALLY

Nairobi Governor Evans Kidero has rubbished claims by the police that Uhuru Park had been booked until June 1, therefore blocking CORD from holding its Madaraka Day rally at the venue.
In a statement, Kidero clarified that the Opposition had already been authorised by the Nairobi County Government to proceed with their meeting at the venue, adding that the whole issue had been politicised.
“The Nairobi City County Government, the trustees and custodians of Uhuru Park, are not interested in any confusion or politics of grandstanding,” Kidero stated.
According to a letter signed by County Secretary Robert Ayisi, the Director for Environment Water and Energy was instructed to reserve Uhuru Park for CORD on June 1 as earlier requested
Police had released a different statement on Friday notifying the Opposition that it was impossible for it to hold the meeting at the contentious venue.
“Please be informed that the venue, Uhuru Park is already booked for three days by prayers Beyond Boundaries Ministries. Your notification of participation on Madaraka day at the same venue is, therefore, not approved,” read the police letter in part.
Last week CORD announced that it would be holding a rally at Uhuru Park to address issues of national importance, at the same time the Madaraka Day celebrations would be going on at Nakuru's Afraha Stadium.
Among the matters to be discussed is the disbandment of the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC).

WHAT PEOPLE THINKS OF MALE NURSE

Eric Martin
 So true and to think male nurses were the first nurses and since Florence(who I think did great things to advance nursing) nursing has become a female profession. As a male nurse, we can't get cool scrubs, shoes, or accessories like the ladies can. But they always love us when that crazy psych pt wants to fight. Lol
 Aeja Lampley
 Male nurses bring balancein the workplace lol with the ladies catfighting I need a buddy on nights to keep the good vibes going. All the male nurses I've encountered have been a pleasure to work with.
 Jeanne Rowell
  I work in a PACU .. we just brought on a male nurse .. hallelujah!! I actually laughed out loud because the dynamics have changed SO much!! 5 women and one man .. it's awesome. Thank God for Male Nurses .. and they can lift heavy stuff!! 😊
 

Shannan Flaherty

 Our male nurses are some of the best nurses ever... they need more credit!!! I work with some amazing men!!

 Noreen Allen

 Men who are nurses are unique. They probably know more than the average man about what makes women tick. I have always appreciated their viewpoint, their reasoning skills, and their physical contributions to the team effort. God bless the male nurses!

 Lindsey Jeanette

 To be honest, this is offensive to me. Nursing is one of the hardest professions out there, we need more male nurses. Their job isn't really any different than ours is.

 

IS KIBAKI SOON GOING?

Former President Mwai Kibaki’s longtime friend Emmanuel Karanja Mwangi was buried on  Friday at Chinga village in Othaya Nyeri County in a ceremony attended by hundreds of people and political leaders.
Mr Mwangi was Mr Kibaki’s trusted friend for a long time whom he had entrusted to run the Constituency Development Fund (CDF) in Othaya office for 10 years during his tenure as the president.
Because Mr Kibaki was still MP for Othaya between 2002 and 2013, he had bestowed most of his responsibilities to Mr Mwangi in running the constituency.
In a speech read on his behalf by the Othaya county commissioner Mr Steven Kamande, Mr Kibaki eulogized Mr Mwangi as a remarkable patriarch and a hero.
Mr Kibaki described Mr Mwangi as a man who truly belonged to a rare breed of men who possess the unique talent of mixing politics, business and leadership in social endeavors without losing an edge on any of them.
He said Mr Mwangi was the ultimate portrait of a self-made man who pulled himself by the bootstraps to become one of the most visible, accomplished and successful sons of Othaya, Nyeri and indeed Kenya.
FIRST PUBLIC SPEECH
“His tenure and contribution as a political leader was marked by wisdom and unprecedented ability to reconcile and consolidate of the entire leadership of Othaya,” the former president said.
Mr Kibaki said as a champion of social development, the late Mr Mwangi stood out in his remarkable management of Othaya’s Constituency Development Fund (CDF).
“Of my many friends and acquaintances in Othaya and Nyeri as a whole, few have etched a legacy as huge and evident as the late Mr Mwangi. That is why the death of Emmanuel Karanja Mwangi brings to my mind not just fond memories, sorrow and nostalgia but also profound reflections of a life fully lived,” added Mr Kibaki.
This was the first public speech by Mr Kibaki since the burial of his late wife the Mama Lucy Kibaki.
Mama Lucy died on April 26 from an undisclosed illness at a London hospital and was buried at the former First Family’s home in Othaya on May 7.
Mr Kamande said Mr Kibaki was not able to attend the burial due to unavoidable circumstances.
MAJOR PROJECTS
Other political leaders present at the burial mass at St Joseph’s Catholic Church Gichichi in Othaya were Starehe MP Maina Kamanda and Othaya MP Mary Wambui.
They both remembered Mr Mwangi for being a close confidant of the former president and for the work he did when he was Othaya CDF chair.
“The projects started by Mr Kibaki under the CDF chaired by Mr Mwangi are not white elephants, we have completed some, while others are in their completion stage,” said Ms Wambui.
Among other projects which Mr Mwangi will be remembered of is chairing the campaign on HIV/Aids awareness. He also chaired several political parties including KANU, NARC and PNU in Othaya and Nyeri.
Mr Mwangi died while undergoing treatment at the Aga Khan Hospital in Nairobi on May 19.
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POST MORTEM REPORT: This is what killed the Man who died in KISUMU During #CORD DEMOS

A man who died during recent protests in Kisumu was shot in the chest, a post-mortem report has now revealed.
Contrary to police reports that Fredrick Otieno died in a stampede and the hospital’s version that he died after hitting his head on the pavement, the post-mortem report carried out by a private professional hired by Mr Otieno's family showed that a bullet was retrieved from his body. The autopsy was conducted yesterday at Aga Khan Hospital in Kisumu in the presence of the family, police representatives, officials from the Independent Police Oversight Authority and ODM officials. Kisumu Central ODM chairman Seth Adui Kanga, one of the witnesses, said the man was shot by the police.
Aga Khan Hospital Kisumu Medical Director Sam Oula on Monday had ruled out the possibility that Mr Otieno succumbed to a gunshot wound, stressing that they had checked the body thoroughly and did not find any form of gun wound. The family of Mr Otieno, who was an electrician, had on Wednesday demanded to know why the police and the hospital concealed the cause of his death.

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Riots As Police Shoot School Girl In The Head

A prison warder has shot and critically injured a secondary school student in Migori
The girl reportedly from St. Albert’s Ulanda Girls was shot in the head  when the prison warders were pursuing an escaped inmate.
The incident has immediately sparked riots in Migori town.
The form two students was watching a handball game at the Migori Boys’ Secondary School.
Area MP Junet Mohamed has condemned the incident describing it as despicable and inexcusable.
Junet has called for quick action against the warder
“The little we expect is that thorough investigations be done and those found to have abdicated their roles to face the full force of the law,” he said.
“We continue to urge law enforcement agencies particularly in Nyanza to temper their use of lethal force with reason and moderation,” he added.


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FUNNY:: WENGER REACTS TO MOURINHO'S MANAGERIAL AT MAN UNITED

Arsene wenger is the first EPL Manager to make a comment on the appointment of Jose Mourihno as Van Gaal's successor.
Speaking in france, ahead of the EUROS, where several of his players will be involved, Wenger said
'I look forward to it (our rivalry). we have not the nicest relationships of all Managers but He is a top manager. he is at the right club, no doubt about that. I look forward to facing Manchester united.'
Arsene Wenger is yet to defeat Jose Mourihno in his career, asked if he can finally beat the special one, Wenger said.
'Am more than determined to beat him, last time I was so close to beating him up but the fourth official came and separated us. I hear he has been attending several boxing events, learning a few boxing tricks, but am not scared about him.'
asked whether he can beat him inside the pitch, Wenger said,
' I don't think if that can happen, I have failed to achieve that in my last 17 attempt, I don't think that will happen, especially now that he has joined Manchester united.'
This is sarcasm banter cynicism and the writer of this blog will not be held responsible of the outcome

THIS ARE THE MAFISI SCREEN SHOTS TRENDING ON TWITTER TAGGED GIKUNDA

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Social media is one place you really don’t want to be trolled from. One Evans Gikunda has fallen victim and screenshots of him boasting about all the women he has laid exposed. According to the exposure, one Elixir, twitter name @Elixir254 decided to expose the  screenshots after the latter failed to give him money he owed
Here are the Screen Shots.

COMEDIAN YY: SPORTPESA IS LIKE HOUSEMADE THAT.................. #BETCRAZE

Sports betting like in sportpesa, mcheza etc is very addictive and tempting. I'd compare it to having a very beautiful mboch, with good thighs like chicken of KFC, and who always wears short skirts and only washes the house in your presence, to intentionally tempt you by swinging sudus side to side as she washes. Thats what sportpesa does by giving you very tempting odds and flashing the jackpot banner each time you open their site, to tempt you to betting. Now for both sportpesa and the mboch, you'll never have any problems until you make a move. For the mboch, the day you start 'borrowing' her and you end up tasting canaan, you will never stop because as they say, stolen food is always sweeter. Also, whenever you try quitting, she will keep giving you a funny look infront of your wife, and you will fear she might 'sell' you 'rife rife' like mandathi by the roadside..so you'll continue. Let me tell you its equally hard to quit sportpesa, its like they bewitch you. Each time you try quitting, you hear of a friend who won sijui 10 sausand yesterday, mara you see a jackpot winner on tv..and so you go back to trying. In the end, sportpesa ends up making a lot of profits from you, enough to sponsor two teams and the KPL, while you are told to go drying. Similarly, if you have an affair with the mboch, eventually she will trick you to see canaan with 'naked eyes' and you will score a hat trick without the goalkeeper trying to make any save..mostly they get twins btw. And because satan does not eat ugali, your wife will know..and that my guy is when you'll know what is Maendeleo ya wanawake and FIDA because they'll take you faster than the miraa Hilux. And if the wife is from Kafete, you might as well argue your case infront of St Peter 'rife rife' at the heaven gates..women from Kafete dont take hostages..
So in short, avoid starting any of the two..
Juu ya hiyo stori, kuna game iko hapa nashuku sijui ni ya Saudi Arabia iko na odds poa sana..wacha niwekelee mia nipate ya kufika kibanda kupepeta madondo.

ROBERT MUGABE 2016 QUOTES

Another round of quotes from Uncle Bob that will leave you in stitches. Eloquent and never afraid to speak his mind regardless of who he is adressing. Africa will surely remember Robert Mugabe.

1) "Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading".
2) "It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire".
3) "If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays".
4) "Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella".
5) "Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
6) "Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face".
7) "It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill it herself.
8) "Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade".
9) "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.
10) "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker".
11) "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public."But this time he hits the jackpot...

12) "Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club".

The phrases 'team mafisi' use to lure girls so easily

It is not safe to go home alone”
He invited you to his home. You have been begging him all day that you want to leave as soon as the sun sets. He had you thinking that he enjoys your company yet you have always been brushed off as the boring, quiet type by your peers. One more hour and he will allow you to leave, he promised.
8pm, 9.45pm... 11pm and the script changes. You can only leave in the morning because he lost his cab guy’s phone number and he does not trust any other. “There could be muggers waiting for girls like you.”
“I would love to cook for you”
Women love the thought of a man in the kitchen preparing a meal. Men know this. And what a classic, inviting you to his home this way. Not many women can say no to this.
Watching an explicit movie
A guy will invite you to his home and psyches you up that he has a great movie collection and he insists that he should be the one to select one. He already knows this one has intense sexual scenes. When that moment arrives, he keenly studies your mood and asks sexual questions, like telling him your sexual fantasies in full details. And his just happens to be about having a romp with a hot girl on his sofa while a romantic movie is playing.
“Can’t touch a woman when she is asleep”
Well, at first he pretended that he wasn’t interested in touching you till you dozed off next to him. He only needed to be next to you to perform his trick. He will wake you up in the middle of the night, and wake up and say things like “I cannot take it anymore. I need you right now.”
“You will sleep on my bed, I will have the sofa”
Believe this lie and in the middle of the night you will have company. He will complain how he is too tall he cannot fit well at the sofa or it is too cold in the living room. He will later get closer and closer to you and will complain how it is cold in the bedroom too and needs some warmth.
 A similar version is the “I have slept in the same bed with a girl and nothing happened”. Trust me, something will happen.
“You are the best I have ever had”
This is when he got lucky with you a few times and you are not in the mood that night or you are not feeling him anymore. To get you into his bed again, this and “no one does it like you” is the trick.
“You look like a girl who likes to have fun”

He will start by telling you how he hates uptight girls, girls who are too serious with life. He will express admiration to those who are willing to take a risk, to enjoy life, YOLO all the way. Then tells you that you are the kind of a girl who likes to have a fun.
“I will make sure you won’t get drunk”
A man guy wants to take you home that night will want you to loosen up. And when he sees his charm has not worked on you at all, he can buy every bottle at the club - some call it ‘chemical warfare - and still find a way to convince you that he has made it his first priority to make sure you don’t get drunk.
Once you fall for this trick, he will quickly create a drinking game, like, a gulping competition and as you clear the table, he is on his second glass. He will keep his eyes on the prize, staring into your lazy eyes.

ITS OFFICIAL;GAMBLERS WILL HAVE TO WATCH THESE ADVERTS AT 10PM TO 5AM #BETCRAZE

The Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) is pushing for restrictions on when gambling companies can advertise their products in order to protect gullible youth from exploitation.

KFCB CEO Ezekiel Mutua said the board will seek to have betting adverts restricted to the non-watershed period from 10PM to 5.00AM as a way of protecting youth from joining the betting craze that has gripped the country.

He said it was unfair for the betting companies to advertise their products as if gambling was an investment, saying the marketing approach sent the wrong signal to young people that money can be made without working.

“Come 1st July, we are going to strictly enforce the law. Betting and gambling licences will not be issued. Anybody going there now will have to use the classification guidelines and sign that adverts that are promoting betting and gambling will not be shown during the water schedule,” said Mutua.

The sport betting craze has been taking the country by storm and over 2 million betters spending millions in a game of chance.

The betting industry in Kenya, which was valued at around 1.8 billion shillings in 2014, is projected to grow to  about 7.5 billion shillings  in 2018.

NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER FOR IEBC AS TWO SHOT CORD DIEHARDS VOWS TO GO BACK TO THE PICKETING ON MONDAY

Two protesters shot in the chest by police have vowed to go back to the streets on Monday if the electoral commission officials do not resign.
Mr Felix Oduor, 21, and 28-year-old Fidelis Opiyo were some of the protesters shot on Monday in Siaya County. Mr Opiyo said they were peacefully protesting when the police used excessive force on them. The police, however, said the demonstrators threw stones at them. Mr Oduor said all they wanted is for the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission to be reconstituted.

The deputy medical superintendent at Jaramogi Oginga Odinga Teaching and Referral Hospital, Dr Dan Raburu, said the eight victims of the demos were critical but stable after surgery to remove the bullets. He said five were referred from Siaya and three from Kisumu. In Migori, police have opened an inquiry into the shooting of four men and a woman during the protests. County Police Commander David Kirui said they were collecting evidence to establish whether the shootings were “justified or not”.

MOSES KURIA TO ASK BUDGET COMMITTEE TO BUY MORE TEAR GAS FOR CORD

Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria has said he will ask the Budget Committee to increase funding for the police to counter “illegal” protests by the opposition.
He said he is lobbying other members of the committee to support him. Kuria said this will ensure police “never complain of lack of teargas” and other equipment to disperse Cord demonstrators.

GOR COLLECTS MAXIMUM POINTS FROM SOFAPAKA AS TUSKER DRAW AGAINST AFC LEOPARD

Gor Mahia continued with the good run in the league after beating Sofapaka 2-0 in Kisumu on Wednesday in a league match.
In a mid-week clash that was well attended by fans, Gor Mahia exhibited their might over struggling Sofapaka in what seemed to be a one sided match. The reigning SportPesa Champions took the game to Sofapaka right from the first whistle.
It was raid after raid with Sofapaka holding back while absorbing pressure but that couldn't last past the fifth minute when Gor Mahia midfielder Khalid Aucho pounced on a round from his earlier efforts to open the score sheet with a well taken header.
The push for another goal went on with the league giants pressing hard and giving Sofapaka a lot of defensive work to deal with.
Luke Ochieng was introduced before the halftime break as Gor Mahia took off defender Karim Nizigihimana due to stomachache. Sofapaka created a few chances which never troubled Gor side.
Just when Sofapaka thought they would push for an equalizer, Gor Mahia doubled the lead through defender Musa Mohamed on the 35th minute. 2-0 the score board read as the teams went for halftime break.
Second half was no different as Gor Mahia continued with the push for more goals. Sofapaka countered that push with good strength as they searched for a goal and midway the second half, their efforts rattled the woodwork before goalkeeper Boniface Oluoch making a good save.
As time elapsed, the two teams tried to get the better side of the other but Gor emerged the stronger side as they created several changes which were never utilised well.
Changes were done from both sides and on Gor Mahia side, Francis Kahata and Amos Nondi were thrown in place of Collins Okoth and George Odhiambo respectively.
2-0 it ended as Gor Mahia collected maximum points to go top of the log with 29 points as the 1st leg matches come to an end.

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KENYATTA UNIVERSITY BULIT FOR THE FUTURE

Want to see Kenya’s property boom up close? Go to KU.

Kenyatta University has a massive gate, a gate large enough to be spotted on Google Earth.

It has multiple lanes, one of those gated community intercoms, those automatic arm-raising barriers you find in malls, and CCTV cameras.

The University says the gate is a dual carriageway, except that it narrows to a single carriageway 50 metres in.

Kenyatta University was always Kenya’s other university. The lead the University of Nairobi had over it, in numbers, alumni and resources, was nearly insurmountable. However, KU always had a card up its sleeve - it had land to expand.

And so it did.

Kenyatta University has been cranking up the mortars - it has a mall called Unicity, a business school, an alum centre, a morgue and a health centre. All newish. It also has a massive central administration centre, though I must say that even the politburo would have been slightly embarrassed at the thing - you could fit in some of the science labs in the school in the building. I was, therefore, surprised that several lecture theatres are too small to accommodate all the students - there was standing room only in one lecture hall I walked past. If you have been here, then you know the main campus is huge; it even has a shuttle service with one of those low-slung buses, which is a delightful touch.

MODERN LIBRARY

The uni also has a bell tower – without a bell. A bell tower is useless in the era of megaphones. Bells toll for no one. Every student I asked did not know what the bell tower was for or what it is. One girl called McKenna – she spells it that way by the way - said it could serve as a watchtower. Against what? “It will be a rally point in case of disaster,” she said quietly, reminding me of the new fears that stalk university students.

Kenyatta University has a cavernous modern library which looks large enough to hold its entire population on exam week. It is also well stocked, the perfect place to do some serious reading.

The most rundown buildings are, as you would expect, to be found in the arts department. The more easily commoditised your subject, the easier it is to measure what is done there on a standardised test, then the better the building you get.

It probably has something to do with the fact that KU has gone from an artsy, social-cultural specialising institution and is now bulking up on science and business. The university gospel is now about science and entrepreneurism, and KU are big believers.

The university has a private lift for the senior management, and also a dedicated service to shuttle students with disabilities across the massive campus. It also has solar-powered streetlights and a petrol station. Clearly, the institution cares about the environment and optics, but is also in tune with practical realities and old habits.

There is also an amphitheatre. George, a student of commerce, told me that he had never been to the amphitheatre, but “Comrades go there every weekend.” At the University of Nairobi, only student leaders say “comrade”. Others just scrawl it on walls or put it on posters. No one really says it. The word “comrade” is usually helpful in identifying people who have taken the university experience a bit too seriously. 

Impressive buildings but…

This university serves as a cautionary tale. If you keep slashing higher education budgets and push them into the free market, you end up with trophy architecture to attract students. The new buildings are great — there was an infrastructure deficit — but were a Brandenburg Gate and an Italian bell tower necessary?

The school is gripped with an edifice-complex that is set to continue even as its accommodation problem persists.

What if some of this money were directed to the professors,  lecturers and the students’ accommodation? Wouldn’t the university be much better?

When all is said and done, though, KU looks great, and it probably is a better university now than UoN. It could build out and wide. UoN main campus could only go up, and its tower now casts a shadow over the campus.

KU has built for the future.

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CORDS STATEMENT ON THE CALL FOR DIALOGUE

Once again, Cord wishes to send deep condolences to the families and friends of innocent Kenyans killed and wounded in various parts of the country during the peaceful ant- IEBC demonstrations last Monday. We continue to condemn the brutality meted out on innocent and peaceful Kenyans who were exercising their right to peaceably assemble, picket and present petitions.
It is getting very clear that Kenya is turning into a police state where freedom of expression, assembly and lawful struggles against the State will continue to be met with absolute brute force.
This turn of events is clearly part of a long term plan conceived from the start of this administration and now being executed. This is evident from the heavy investment in life taking equipment that has been placed at the disposal of the Police.
Brute police force is clearly at the centre of Jubilee’s plan for holding on to power just as was the case in 2007-2008 when up to 500 of the over 1300 post-election violence victims were killed by police as the PNU sought to retain power by force.
It is evident in how these officers have approached peaceful protesters; wielding extraordinary arsenal including body armour, automatic weapons, sniper rifles, tanks, grenade launchers and armoured vehicles that seem meant for Baghdad, Afghanistan and other struggling states.
The equipment at the disposal of our supposedly civilian police truly belongs in military barracks and not police stations. That they are in the hands of police indicate we are becoming a police state and sliding into being a failed state.
The investment in heavy military equipment for police was never meant to fight terrorists. Al Shabaab was just the excuse. These were bought to confront Kenyans and intimidate them against demanding their rights including the right to elect leaders of their choice. 
These military gears in the hands of the Police across the country are creating a feeling in people that there is an occupying force. It is alienating, intimidating and scaring citizens.
In recent days, there have been mounting calls for dialogue. The Church and the international community have called for dialogue, which is what CORD has advocated since 2014.
We remain ready for and committed to dialogue as the best path out of the crisis facing our nation. 
In this regard therefore, CORD has resolved to temporarily suspend demonstrations that were scheduled for next Monday 30th May, 2016 to give dialogue and peace a chance. Instead, we shall hold forums to condole with the bereaved and comfort the wounded. The suspension expires on Sunday 5th June, 2016.
We shall dedicate next week to the pursuit of peace, justice and dialogue with prayers for peace at Uhuru Park. Our supporters in the counties will hold similar prayers in churches, mosques, temples and sanctuaries with specific appeal for peace and justice to prevail.
If by the end of next week there shall be no concrete steps towards dialogue, we shall resume our weekly protests, which will only get more intense. The ball is therefore in the government’s court.

This is why Osumo A UNIVERSITY OF NAIROBI STUDENT was ARRESTED

University of Nairobi student blogger Generali OSUMO Jnr was yesternight arrested by flyingsquad police over a Facebook post he posted on his timeline, they claimed the post was of incitement manner and could have caused unnecessary tension. The incident happened around 10:30pm at delta hotel which is situated along university way.
On his facebook page, he claimed Gatundu MP Moses Kuria was planning to meet Kisii youths to innitiate them into the outlawed Mungiki sect.This didn"t go well with the MP who then looked for his phone number and informed him of the arrest of which the student answered that Moses Kuria had been a guest of the court than him.

Sonko speaks on defecting from Jubilee to Cord

Nairobi senator Mike Sonko has issued a statement regarding his supposed defection from Jubilee to Cord.
In a post on his Facebook page, Sonko said the alleged defection was a baseless allegation by his ‘political detractors’.
“My attention has been drawn to claims that I have finally defected from TNA (Jubilee Alliance) to Orange Democratic Movement (Cord). I wish to take this early opportunity to categorically deny such baseless claims and which can only be part of propaganda machine working for my political detractors,” he said.
He added, “That news making the rounds and going viral in the internet and published online that I have defected is not only mischievous but malicious and absolute nonsense intended to tarnish my good image. The report is false and malicious propaganda of busy bodies aimed at confusing my supporters and the great people of Nairobi.”
Sonko said this is not the first time such propaganda is being spread against him as at the beginning there were claims that he was fighting the so-called Mount Kenya Mafia then followed by claims that he was dead and most recently that he is fighting President Uhuru Kenyatta.
“These claims are only meant to slow down my campaigns for the Nairobi gubernatorial race in 2017 but whatever nature of propaganda they use will not stop me from exercising my democratic right. My respect for President Uhuru Kenyatta is unmatched; I have always respected him and his Government and will continue doing so despite the smear campaign to portray me as a political rebel and party hopper who lacks respect for the President,” the statement added.
He said those using propaganda to humiliate and threaten his loyalty to Uhuru and Jubilee are daydreamers ‘who have failed to understand the politics of today but are still stuck with the old political styles’.
“I wish to further state that my dream to vie for the Nairobi gubernatorial seat is alive and kicking and no amount of threats and intimidation will force me to step down or withdraw from the race for any candidate. It will be the Jubilee voters who will decide at the nomination stage who will fly the flag,” Sonko said.
He dismissed that the internet story as the creation of his opponents’ propaganda machine spreading lies and outright falsehood rather than delivering services to the people of Nairobi.
Sonko asked the public to ignore the ill-intended story by ‘manner-less liars’.

BREAKING: President Uhuru APPOINTS David Ndegwa Wachira CHAIRMAN Higher Loans Board (HELB)

President Uhuru Kenyatta has appointed David Ndegwa Wachira, chairman Higher Education Loans Board (Helb) for a period of two years.
David Ndegwa Wachira is the Board Chairman Higher Education Loans Board of Directors. He holds a B.Sc from University of Nairobi; an M.Sc. (Economics and Business management) and Postgraduate Diploma in Agricultural Economics both from the University of New England, Australia and a graduate in Finance and Banking form Cornell University Ithaca, USA where he studied as a Hubert H Humphrey Scholar.

Nairobi law firm announces it will not employ UoN STUDENTS

A Nairobi-based law firm has announced it will not offer pupilage or employment opportunities to University of Nairobi students. KN Associates LLP, through its Twitter account @KNAssociatesLLP, says it has taken the decision to freeze taking in any UoN student due to “hooliganism exhibited by UoN students.”
UoN’s Parklands Campus is one of the premier law schools in the region producing some of the best legal minds including the Managing Partner of KN Associates. Although the law firm is not a top tier commercial and corporate company, UoN law students may suffer damage if other firms follow suit.
The firm kicked up a storm on Twitter with that statement with KoT responding that it’s unfair to condemn all UoN law students based on the behavior of a few rowdy students.
“The Kenya Law Students Society has not condemned or distanced itself from the hooliganism of their comrades. We will review if/when they do,” responded KN Associates.

KN Associates LLP ‎@KNAssociatesLLP

 In view of the hooliganism exhibited by UoN students, we shall no longer be offering pupillage and employment opportunities to UoN graduates

THE CHEMICALS IN WATER CANON BEAST

 https://twitter.com/victormatara/status/732215068893548544
Chemical irritants or riot control agents (RCAs) as they are known under international law, such as tear gas or pepper spray, are used around the world by a range of actors for both personal protection and ‘crowd management’.
The most common chemicals used in law enforcement include o-Chlorobenzylidene Malononitrile (CS), Chloroacetophenone (CN), and Dibenz(b,f)-1,4-oxazepine (CR), which are often referred to as ‘tear gases’, and oleoresin capsicum (OC) and pelargonic acid vanillylamide (PAVA) which are often referred to as ‘pepper sprays’. OC is naturally derived from the capsicum species of plant (such as chilli peppers) whereas PAVA is a synthetic formulation of one of the active ingredients in OC. Other less commonly used irritants or ‘tear gases’ include N-nonanoylmorpholine (MPK/MPA) which is manufactured predominantly in the Russian Federation and Ukraine, and Diphenylaminearsine (DM, or Adamsite).
Methods of dispersal vary and can range from highly targetable handheld sprays to more indiscriminate forms such as launched projectiles or via water cannon.

MIGUNA MIGUNA PUNCHLINES ON JKL

1. Makau Mutua is a short bald man with low self esteem and behave like a senile Mugabe.
2. Isaac is incompetent and has no integrity.
3. Right now with Makau as his adviser, where is Raila? he's being teargased.
4. Makau Mutua is not just a hypocrite, a liar but a kind of senile. He is bald short man with no sense of security. He has no political credentials.
5. The man lives in a revere which is worse than a dream and he wants me to join in his nightmare.
6. Sonko is illiterate and Nairobi cannot be run by drug cartels.
7. Kidero is a cleaver thief that is looting while the rest are asleep. His history is well known. He is a crook.
8. When it quacks like a duck its a duck.
9. Kidero has no loyalty to Raila, Kidero has no loyalty to Uhuru. The only loyalty kidero has is to money.
10. Who is Sakaja? what has he done to this country, this man climbed on uhuru's back and got into parliament, he has to work his ass off.
11. Waweru is worse than Sakaja, he's a fly he's not even climbing someone's back, he's flying.
12. Wanjiru should restrict herself to church and sunday school.
13. (On why he can't be governer for Nairobi) The kind of inferiority complex in that statement is mind boggling. Failure is not in my DNA, not in my vocabulary, it has never worked on me.
14. Alai wants me to go to Apondo because the thief (Kidero) he's supporting feels the heat. He is nothing but a handy man who runs around in the name of a blogger.
15. Truth is what kenyans now calls arrogance. Im not a he goat like Kidero.
16. Mutai Ngunyi is qualified to speak only for jubilee and NYS where he looted.

BREAKING: TWO Women claiming to be WIVES of Jacob Juma ADDRESS FUNERAL in Bungoma

Slain businessman Jacob Juma’s funeral service is going today Friday, May 14 at Mungore village in Bungoma County – and mourners were surprised to learn that the late Juma had two other wives besides the well-known Miriam Wairimu Juma.
News about Juma’s other wives broke when the two women – one a Tanzanian and another from the Western Kenya community were allowed to address mourners.
Each has two children sired by late billionaire Lord Jacob Juma
It is not yet established why they were silent right through the mourning period and only turned up at his funeral service.
The two women said they met Jacob Juma in early 90s.
Juma’s well-known wife Wairimu with whom he had two kids with also addressed mourners.
 The total number of the late Juma’s children is six.

UoN student wins Nestle design contest

A third-year female student at the University of Nairobi is the winner of the Nestle brand, Zoegas package design competition.
Esther Gichuhi’s design will be showcased in the 2016 Christmas edition of the Zoegas brand, which is Sweden’s second largest coffee brand. This will be the first design made by an African to be showcased on the Zoegas Christmas package edition.
Ms Gichuhi, 22, also receives a fully paid six-month internship at Ogilvy and Mather advertising.
Zoegas launched the competition in February this year to give female students pursuing their undergraduate in Arts and Design an opportunity to come up with their own original design for the Christmas edition of the Zoegas coffee brand with the theme ‘Coffee by Women’.
The photo which depicts a woman standing in a coffee field with a basket in her hands was chosen from 14 other entries that were submitted from other students from University of Nairobi pursuing art and design.
“My inspiration comes from the African woman who has always been the pillar of wisdom and strength in the community, and given the fact that Zoegas coffee brand which is a Nestle brand is all about empowering women coffee farmers, I just tried to bring in the balance between Christmas and coffee by women,” said Ms Gichuhi.
“By placing the woman at the center of attention, the design shows the importance of including the women in responsible coffee farming to get good coffee for the future as well,” said Ms Catherine Ossborn the marketing manager Zoegas who announced the winner from Sweden via video-conference at the Nestle regional head office.
“Since 1988, every Christmas the brand has introduced a limited edition coffee with carefully selected beans from chosen origins. Therefore this year we wanted the design to come from an African designer because although Zoegas coffee is not in the African market the brand has initiated women empowering programmes in Kenya including its Nescafe plan initiative where it has trained over 3000 women to venture into coffee and engage in the management of farmers’ cooperative societies,” said Ms Christine Masta the public affairs manager at Nestle equatorial African region.
However, it was not an easy task for the Ms Gichuhi who says that she had to learn how to use a digital drawing tablet since the technique is still not taught at the university.
“We went to Zurich for a research study and it was amazing to see the technology being used by other art students in the world to create pictures or illustrations. It is unfortunate that our local universities still use free hand as opposed to other parts of the world where the use of free hand has evolved thanks to technology,” she Said.

DP RUTO;AM TAKING LEGAL ACTIONS AGAINST YOU JIRONGO

Deputy President William Ruto has threatened to take legal action against former Lugari MP Cyrus Jirongo for remarks he made during the requiem mass of slain Nairobi businessman Jacob Juma.
During the mass, Mr Jirongo and Kakamega Senator Boni Khalwale made remarks critical of the DP. Cord co-principals Raila Odinga, Kalonzo Musyoka and Moses Wetangula claimed that Juma’s death was orchestrated by the State as he was whistleblower on various scandals.
Now, Mr Ruto’s legal team say they are studying the comments.
Here is the full statement sent to newsrooms by Korir Sing’Oei, Ruto’s Legal Advisor:
The Deputy President has noted with concern the comments attributed particularly to Mr Cyrus Jirongo made today, Thursday the 12^th May 2016 during the memorial service of the late Jacob Juma.
Mr Jirongo made two statements of concern: First, he stated that the killers of Meshack Yebei, a prospective defence witness at the just concluded trial of the Deputy President at the International Criminal Court, were the same persons who killed Jacob Juma.
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Second, he stated, “Juma slapped Ruto. That’s is where the problem started and investigations should start there.” Taken together, Hon Jirongo’s statements carry the patent insinuation that Mr Ruto was involved in the deaths of both Mr Yebei and Mr Juma.
Such a claim against the Deputy President would not only be false, unfounded, malicious, mischievous and without basis in fact, but also serves to malign and besmirch the character of the Deputy President and lower the reputation of his person and office in the most defamatory and unjustified fashion.
His Excellency William Ruto is further categorical that he never had any physical contact with the late Jacob Juma and the allegation that the deceased slapped him could therefore never have arisen.
We are reviewing the full transcripts of the reckless, malicious and defamatory statements made at the memorial of the late Juma by Mr Jirongo and others.
Given the potentially defamatory character of the narrative aforesaid, it follows that parties that perpetuate the dissemination, publication or circulation of this narrative will not escape legal culpability.

Hon. Ahmed Jama;WHY I SUPPORT DISBANDING OF IEBC

The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) lost its trust with a majority of Kenyans and is facing integrity crisis; corruption, scandal, and Voter registration. Which begs the question on its commitment to fulfill its constitutional mandate of conducting a flawless, free and credible elections next year.
The sustained calls and campaign by CORD coalition for commissioners to leave office is not founded on flippant allegations but realities on ground shared by most Kenyans.

In 2012 the lack of impartiality of IEBC commissioners was exposed in the registration of voters for the last general election, the IEBC distributed BVR machines unequally so that some regions of Kenya got a chance to register more voters than other areas.
The result of the registration exercise conducted by the IEBC in 2012 is the infamous “tyranny of numbers”. It was not that Jubilee areas did a better job pushing people to register. It was that the IEBC made it easier for people in those zones to register through skewed distribution of registration kits.
Free, fair and regular elections are enduring foundations of every democratic state, not just as episodic events, but as an integral part and societal infrastructure of civilized nations.
Kenyans note with concern the silence, secrecy, denial and general incompetence surrounding the IEBC three years after the last election in which all the equipment failed within the first hour of the opening of the polls.
Three years after an election characterised by missing Forms 34s and ever shifting numbers in the register of voters, virtually nothing is going on.
The BVR equipment failed in 2012, Kenyans have not been assured of any tests done to ascertain the kits can be used in 2017, and where they have been kept is a mystery.
The ground is being laid for another last-minute dash that paves the way for monumental corruption and, eventually, national grand failure.
Three years after the failure, Kenyans do not know anything that the IEBC is doing to ensure all citizens of voting age are registered or to get elections, including transmission of results.
Kenya has a population of more than 40 million people, but IEBC in has only registered 14 million people or 34 per cent as voters, a substantial number of potential voters left out.
The government and the IEBC are arguing against calls for reforms whose aim is to mend the democratic process, and ensure that the results of elections accurately reflect the will of the voters.
We cannot sit back and wait for a miracle.
IEBC bosses, led by their Chairman, Issack Hassan, and Chief Executive Officer, Ezra Chiloba are still in office on borrowed time. The patients of Kenyans has been stretched to the limits by the continued stay in office by the Commissioners.

Kuria's letter to the CJ WILLY MUTUNGA on CORD DEMONSTRATION AGAINST IEBC

An open letter to Chief Justice Willy Mutunga.
 In 1992 when the University of Nairobi wanted to expel me for carrying out my mandate as the duly elected Treasurer of the Students Organisation of Nairobi University (SONU), three people came to my rescue. Prof Kivutha Kibwana was my mentor-advisor. He lost his deanship at the School of Law courtesy to that case. My soulmate the late Otieno Kajwang sought and got an injuction against my expulsion at the High Court. Justice John Mwera gave the orders at 6pm! At the University tribunal, the best and finest lawyer i could get stopped the evil designs of the university at its tracks. That lawyer was none other than your dustinguished self, Willy Munyoki Mutunga. You taught me to respect and obey the law. Today I am proud to have you as the Chief Justice of the Republic of Kenya. Now, wakili wangu, I have a small matter. I have orders from Justice Lenaola stopping Raila Odinga and CORD from storming IEBC offices. CORD has not only defied summons by the court but they have also vowed to ignore the court ruling. Now, wakili wangu, mwalumu wangu, what should i do? Teach me once more. I have myself two criminal cases in the courts. Should i also defy the courts? Should i fail to appear? Should i term your courts 'bandia' as Raila and CORD do all the time? Should i be the only one to obey the court orders, rulings etc ? Forget your role as the CJ. If i were to retain you as my counsel like I did 24 years ago, what would yoy advise me to do? Obey or defy the law and orders from the court?