TYCOON BUSINESS MAN CRTISIZES UHURU'S SOTN ADDRESS

The tycoon business man Jacob Juma critisized UHURU over The State of the Nation address saying it was in fulfillment of his constitutional mandate drawn from Article 10, 102, and 240 of our Constitution.
He went on to state that  Mr Uhuru Kenyatta, honored anonymous KDF heroes that died in Somalia. Mr Kenyatta also stressed the centrality of our Constitution which he has been rubbishing for three years. Mr. Kenyatta also alleged that Ksh400 million looted from NYS has been recovered. However, the figure was Ksh791 million and not Ksh400 million. He deliberately ignored to tell Kenyans the whereabouts of Ksh391 million, and also apologise for having lied to Kenyans last year that no NYS money was lost and that ex-CS Anne Waiguru was just a whistle blower. Uhuru didn't disclose to Kenyans where he is hiding Ksh140 billion from Eurobond. I couldn't lower myself to watch Uhuru because he threatens Kenyan patriots like myself who question him about stealing our taxes. If you interrogated Uhuru after his own speech what it was about, chances are that he may not remember anything about it. The kingdom of Kenyatta has been demystified today in Parliament by MPs walking out on him. It will never be the same again! In 2017, Kenyans need to elect a president that is endowed with intellectual prowess, high integrity, anti-corruption czar, honest, hardworking and God fearing person. We need to elect a president that does not lie to or steal from Kenyans. Uhuru says that SGR created 27,000 jobs while Ruto says it created 30,000 jobs and World Bank says 25,000 jobs. Who is saying the truth? We need a genuinely honest, credible, hardworking and a virtuous president.

HILLARIOUS POST ON THE TREND #SOTN2016

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#Kenyans! #SOTN2016 memes

  Ken Korir ‏@kenkorir 

 Between #SOTN2015 and #SOTN2016 there is NYS - 12B Eurobond - 140B Youth Fund - 0.9B

  Captain Puntastic ‏@RamzZy_ 

 

#SOTN2016 "My Government will..."

 

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Trying to explain to ordinary Kenyans about #SOTN2016

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Editorial Cartoon by @gathara #SOTN2016

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@UKenyatta : ' We have created thousands of jobs for the youths #SOTN2016

 

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Some MPs in the chambers already in this state #SOTN2016

 

 

Whistleblowers following the speech by @UKenyatta at an undisclosed location #SOTN2016

 

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These are the classrooms in Samburu and Seme respectively. #SOTN2016

 

 

 

 

You can't meaningfully engage Uhuru Kenyatta's supporters. Kihii and Mjaluo are their best retorts. #SOTN2016

 

 

 

ABABU BLAST FELLOW PARTY MEMBERS

President Uhuru Kenyatta State of the Nation address was characterized by loud whistles from ODM legislators.

It took the intervention of House Speaker Justin Muturi to bring some level of sanity in the House. The President speech was interrupted on more than one occasion forcing the House speaker to have the offending legislators forcefully evicted from parliament.

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President Kenyatta heckled in parliament + PHOTOS

President Uhuru Kenyatta’s Thursday March 31, 2016 State of the Nation address delayed by over 45 minutes when he was interrupted by a section of MPs who whistled and heckled
– National Assembly speaker Justin Muturi together with Senate speaker Ekwe Ethuro struggled to maintain order for the president to begin his speech, ending up throwing out four MPs out of the house
There was drama during the special sitting on Thursday March 31 at the National Assembly where President Uhuru Kenyatta was to give a State of the Nation address.
Just as the president stood to begin his address, whistles rented the house, and the president could only smile and wait for silence.
The silence did not come, with the whistles said to be from opposition members.
Uhuru had to leave the floor to Speaker Justin Muturi.
The speaker called on members to give the president the opportunity to be heard.
“The president shall be heard in silence as per the standing orders. His address shall not be followed by any comments or questions. I have read out the convocation,” said Muturi.
His attempts to call the house to order were met with more challenges as the whistling escalated to heckling.
The speaker, who had again invited the president to speak, had to call out the legislators he said were leading the heckling.
“Honourables John Mbadi. T.J Kajwang, Gladys Wanga, Opiyo Wandayi, Milly Odhiambo and Fred Outa, you are out of order!” the speaker announced.

The CORD members did not retreat, but went on whistling and shouting, and Opiyo Wandayi, T. J Kajwang, Senator Kajwang, and Milly Odhiambo had to be forcefully ejected from the house by the sergent at arms, with the speaker quoting standing order 111.
Muturi, assisted by Senate speaker Ekwe Ethuro managed to achieve some calm, after which the president started his address by saying:
“After being thoroughly entertained now we can get back to business.”
The order was short lived, as the heckling resumed, and over 30 minutes later since the address was to begin, the president was yet to begin his speech.
The president finally began his speech a little past 3.50pm at the third attempt, as opposed to 3pm when he was supposed to commence.

HAS MOI UNIVERSITY BECOME HOT BED OF DEATH?

Nyawira Edwin Kabiru a third year student in Moi University Main Campus, School of Arts and Social Sciences taking BA (Kiswahili) popularly known as Kartel was found dead this morning around 'C Houses' under unknown circumstances. This happens after a student was murdered by fellow students in a mob for allegedly stealing a laptop just a day before.
Students recently jumped through hostel windows injuring themselves over fear of Al-Shabaab attack that turned out to be an electric fault that caused explosions. In this incident 21 students were injured and rushed to Moi Teaching and Referral hospital in Eldoret Town.
The same day students were going to visit a friend who had been admitted in Moi Teaching and Refferal Hospital when they had an accident leading to the death of one student and injuring several others.
In Moi University Town Campus, a first year killed a fourth year stabbing him several times in a love triangle.

Has the angel of death camped at Moi university?
Moi University students are now a worried lot over the now frequent deaths in their campus.

WHAT A MAN NEEDS MOST FROM A WOMAN IS NOT SEX."

Sex is an important element in marriage and until there is sexual intercourse between a husband and a wife, the marriage is not yet spiritually recognized. This shows how important sex is in marriage.
When you look at how aggressive men are towards sex you may think that what a man needs from a woman is sex. Of course, if he has not married you yet or he does not really intend to marry you what he will need from you is nothing above your body. But if he really intends to marry you or if you guys are already married sex is never what he needs from you - maybe let me say it better; "WHAT A MAN NEEDS MOST FROM A WOMAN IS NOT SEX."
Many young girls think because they are sexually active and experience they will easily be married and have their husbands loving them. And when a man approaches for marriage they think the greatest asset they have to show the man is sex. Others also think once they are giving out their bodies it means they are giving out the best for which reason they will be chosen above all.
There is this young girl who is very beautiful and sexually active. Due to that she thought sex is all that matters to a man. Ironically, she struggled for long before finally getting married. Her sexual dexterity could not win her the heart of a man until out of the blue and reason beyond imagination a very handsome good man married her. The wedding was grand and her tears were now gone. Unfortunately only a year after the wedding the marriage fell on rocks. Within five years three different men came her way but none could stay.
The problem was simple. She thought sex was all that matters so she would never submit. But submission is what men need, not sex. It is time for our young ladies to know that when a man is ready to marry he will not look out for a woman who will satisfy his sex drive but a woman who will submit herself to him. Excuse my language, "every woman has vagina but not every woman has humility." So when you are a humble woman, you are an expensive jewelry. And a man of integrity will fear to lose you.
What does the holy 📖say, "wife, submit to your husband." The reason is that a man's true love goes out only for a woman who is submissive. Your beauty cannot make another woman ugly but your humility can let him love you above all other women.
Sadly, many young ladies in our days call submission as "control." And you will hear them saying in tiny romantic voices, "As for me I don't want any man to control me oh." If you don't want to submit don't think of marriage because no man in his right sense will offer his love to a woman whose heart is higher than his height, no matter how short he may be.
When a woman bows her knee before a man, the man will automatically bow his heart before her love. And love her sincerely. There are, of course, recalcitrant men who will not value women of humility but I tell you that every true man does not need sex, but submission. It is submission that truly makes you a romantic wife. So be the QUEEN you want to be but when it comes to dealing with your husband, play the role of a humble maid. Don't forget that it is the spirit of humility that has caused many maids to hijack their mistresses' husbands. Be your man's queen and also be his maid.
I wish you all the best as you submit in your relationship and marriage. May God bless you with good marriage, my dear friends

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Choosing a career is a person preference, there is no career which is best for every one we all have different life experience, skills, expectations and interests. When choosing the career which you’re best suited; consider your natural talent, you will find it easy doing some things and receiving compliments, consider your abilities when choosing a career and what you will enjoy doing. Consider you style of work, do you enjoy working in a closed environment or in an open working area, are you perfect in working with deadlines or you enjoy flexibility. Evaluate if you like serving people directly or indirectly, be very sure of the environment where you can thrive best. The career you are choosing should rhyme with your hobbies like if you like travelling there are jobs which require a lot of travelling.



You social needs should also be applied in your career, there are people who enjoy working in teams others prefer concentrating on their own projects and presenting them individually. Some other jobs will require you to be public figure; some of these jobs will include political positions, television and radio presenters, acting careers and any other position in the entertainment positions. Some jobs have very strict deadlines, these are the jobs to choose if you can manage stress and give good results even under pressure.

As you look forward in choosing your career, consider the amount of money you want to make, don’t only look at the current situation but think about the future when you will have a family and may be you will be the bread winner of your family, choose a career which will support your family comfortably. In the current world the career world has proved to be flexible, there is always a room to change if you are not in the right path. If you have taken a career path of a Mathematics teacher you can change and become a statistician in a company or an accountant.

Explore different careers which are related to your area of interest, take time and use elimination method until you come up with the best choice, know your strengths and weaknesses this will make you know if you will succeed in the training in the preparation of your career. Some training will require physical energy like the military; you will have to prove that you can survive even during the worst situations and war zones. Other careers will require intelligence like Medical and health career, a little mistake in the job will lead to a loss of life. Engineering require a lot of thinking in order to operate different machines and equipments and come up with the appropriate results. There many technical jobs which require use of hand and the expertise in the relevant job. Hotel jobs will require you to be clean, keen, welcoming and energetic in service delivery.

Best courses to pursue in kenya and Marketable courses that you should study in Kenya in 2016

The days are moving at a high speed as many Kenyans plan to join colleges and universities for further studies. But as you plan to advance career wise, which course do you think has a future in Kenya.

Following the employment trends in Kenya, anyone aspiring to join college should be extra careful on which course to pursue at the university. Some of the courses you think are popular may end up taking you nowhere. Sometimes it pays to do research to determine which course is trending in the job market and which one will be useless in the near future.

If you are planning to join college in 2016 this is the course you should enroll for in Kenya

1. Statistics
Statistics is both marketable at undergraduate and Masters Level. The professionals in this career are well paid and it’s rare to find a statistics graduate being jobless. The average salary for a fresh statistics graduate is Ksh75, 000.

2. Medicine
Medicine has been and still remains the most marketable course in the country. If you have resources to enroll for the course then do it in 2016.

3. Software Engineering/Web Design
The growth of social media and the development of mobile apps have created opportunity for software engineers to find a place in Kenya. Web Designers have not been left behind either; they have several opportunities related to web design and management as several Kenyans opt to start websites to have their presence on the internet.

4. Journalism and Communications
Journalism was until recently not so marketable until companies were forced by the growing number of internet users to have their presence on social media and in the internet. As a Journalist you can be employed to work for a

Media Station or companies to manage their social media platforms. You can also be a journalist for one of the many media houses in the country. Remember the digital system has opened windows for more TV and Radio Stations.

5. Bachelor of Commerce
Many of our people argue that the course is flooded, but know from today that there are so many companies which employ Bachelor of Commerce graduates. What is needed of you is pursue the course alongside a professional course.

6. Electrical/Civil Engineering
These two courses are also marketable but Civil Engineering is better because it has more opportunities than Electrical Engineering.

7. Architecture/Structural Engineering
The two courses go hand in hand and they are regarded as the best in the Kenyan job market. There are several wonderful opportunities for Architectures and Structural Engineers in Kenya.

8. Nursing/Pharmacy
Nursing and pharmacy are courses you cannot overlook when picking a nice course that would give you a better life in future.

The best thing with these two courses is that even if you are not lucky to get a job you can employ yourself.

9. Quantity Survey
If you want to do a course that will make your rich as quickly as possible then this is the course. Quantity survey is wonderful, it’s rare and one of the few courses with graduates who are loaded.

10. Monitoring and Evaluation
It doesn’t matter which level you’ll do this course, but I want you to know that the course is so marketable in Kenya. Please be the first one to pursue the course in 2016.

11. GIS and Remote Sensing
GIS deals with spatial analysis and mapping. GIS is the idea behind Google Earth and Google Maps. This is a rare course in Kenya which you should do everything to pursue. It’s so marketable that any graduate spotted with the qualifications is offered a job without applying for one.

12. Early Childhood Education/Special Needs Education
These are the only courses in Education I can recommend anyone with appetite to pursue Education to enroll and make their dreams come true.

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BISHOP MARGRET WANJIRU PROPOSES A PRAYER SESSION FOR RAILA

"I no longer subscribe to his style of politics but as a minister of God i believe the former prime minister (Raila Odinga) urgently require serious prayers for total deliverance from the evil spirits that follows him everywhere he goes" - Hon Bishop Margaret Wanjiru
Former Starehe MP and founder of Jesus Is Alive Ministries (JIAM), Bishop Margaret Wanjiru has advised ODM Party leader, Hon Raila Odinga to seek divine intervention to appease the heavens for protection from evil spirits that seem to constantly trail him.
The Nairobi gubernatorial hopeful under Jubilee Alliance made the remarks in reference to Raila's unfortunate & embarassing fall at a Malindi rally when the podium collapsed as he was narrating a biblical event in a very casual manner.