Raila meets Uhuru at State House over IEBC (VIDEOS)

Cord leaders are meeting with President Uhuru Kenyatta at State House over the IEBC stalemate.
The meeting which is currently ongoing is expected to focus on resolving whether IEBC commissioners should be removed from office.
It will also determine whether Cord's planned Madaraka Day rally in Uhuru Park will take place on Wednesday.
The meeting initiated by the President will feature Cord members led by their co-principal, Raila Odinga and Moses Wetang'ula. Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka is in China.
On Monday, the coalition filed a petition to be allowed to hold their rally. Justice George Odunga will hear the petition this afternoon.
Last week, Cord temporarily suspended demonstrations against the IEBC and issued a 10 day ultimatum for the government to respond to dialogue calls.

But the government ruled out the possibility of discussions with the opposition over the reconstitution of the electoral body.
Uhuru said removal of IEBC officers can only be undertaken within the confines of the law.
Cord wants IEBC commissioners out of office before the 2017 general elections.
Last Monday, three people died in Siaya and Kisumu following confrontations between police and protesters.
Heads of foreign missions said Kenyans must take every opportunity for inclusive dialogue on the IEBC stalemate.
The envoys said dialogue was necessary in order to solve the current standoff between the government and the opposition.

KISUMU COUNTY COMMANDER GETS PROMOTION AFTER KILLING LUOS

Kisumu County Commander Nelson Njiiri has been promoted and transferred to the Kenya Airports Authority as a security manager.
The position was formerly held by the now government spokesperson Eric Kiraithe. Mr Njiiri was transferred barely a week after a man was shot dead during anti-IEBC protests in Kisumu. Police, however, immediately denied shooting the man and insisted that he had fallen down and suffered head injuries on May 23. However, a post-mortem report showed that Fredrick Otieno died of gunshot wounds.

According to the report, one bullet entered Mr Otieno's body through the upper left arm, ripped through his thorax, tore vital blood vessels, collapsed his lung and stopped in his upper right arm. Mr Njiiri has been replaced by Mwea East OCPD Titus Yoma. Mr Yoma has been replaced in Mwea by Athi River OCPD Kizito Mutoro. The new Athi River boss is Sharma Boy while another senior officer, Aron Moriasi, has been moved to Samia from Ijara.
In August last year, Mr Njiiri was transferred from Kisumu to Kajiado but he did not report. He was to be replaced by then Nairobi Deputy County Commander Joseph Limo. Mr Limo, however, was later transferred to the Criminal Registry Office at the Directorate of Criminal Investigations headquarters.

TYPES OF SPONSORE AND HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM

The term “sponsor” is a colloquial expression among the young, used to refer to older and more financially stable men and women whom young people date, chiefly for financial gain.

 Below are the types of SPONSORS

1. Total sponsor
He buys you a car, a house, and registers them in your name, pays your bills and even supports your kids that are not his. Will never spend a whole night in your house. Often takes you on holiday outside the country. Mostly tycoons and prominent politicians aged over 50 years. Will have three more concubines besides you.
2. Medium Sponsors
Will buy you a car and house but registers them in his names. Supports the kid he has with you and pays your bills. Will take you for a holiday at the coast or Zanzibar. He appears in your house only over the weekend and during the late hours. Can be aged 45 to 55 years.
3. Small Sponsors
Mostly wannabe tender-prenuers, yuppies and young professionals who take you to Naivasha and Mombasa while on work. Will pick you and drop you off in their cars. Will fuel your car and take you shopping provided they bang you there-after.
Have a wife who they adore but need your presence to reassure themselves.
4. Mini/Micro Sponsors
Will take you to rave in K1, Roadhouse, etc bang you the whole night and still go to their regular chic/wife. Will only contact you when they have a windfall or end month.

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PRESS BRIEFING BY GOVERNMENT SPOKESMAN ON THE OVERTHROWING OF GOVERNMENT

Good afternoon;
Thank you all for coming. I have a number of issues to tackle today.
Let me begin on a positive note. As you all know, this Wednesday Kenya marks 53 years of internal self-rule. Madaraka Day is a time for national pride and patriotism. It is an opportunity to collectively consider where we have come from, celebrate our progress, reflect on the challenges we continue to face and renew our commitment to building a peaceful and prosperous nation.
The President will on Wednesday join citizens in commemorating this important national event, while presiding over celebrations that will held at Afraha Stadium in Nakuru. Every effort has been made to ensure a successful event. The grounds have been readied, the area has been well-secured and measures have been effected to ensure the organised flow of traffic. Our armed forces have also rehearsed and are ready for the celebratory parade as well as the President’s inspection. The Government wishes to invite all citizens to share in the festivities of that day, and to assure any citizen who choses to travel to Nakuru that we are committed to ensuring their safety both during their travel and at the event.
The public is also advised that concurrent celebrations will be held at county and sub-county efforts for those who are unable to attend the Nakuru event. In Nairobi, the county-level celebrations will take place in Starehe Constitutency at Pumwani Secondary School. Across the country, each sub-county will host similar celebrations and will communicate details regarding the whereabouts of these events.
The Government is pleased to partner with County Governments to host these events and looks forward to receiving the general public as we all celebrate Madaraka Day together.
Now, allow me to address a different but related issue regarding two other activities taking place on Wednesday.
We are aware that there has been significant confusion about who shall or will be holding an event this Wednesday at Uhuru Park. We can confirm that through an unfortunate administrative oversight both CORD and a religious group know as Prayer Beyond Boundaries Ministries managed to reserve the premises. This otherwise minor, logistical issue has regrettably become somewhat contentious and taken on unnecessary political dimensions. Consequently, the National Security Advisory Committee convened earlier today to evaluate the security threats emanating from a double booking of the grounds. Following lengthy deliberations, they decided upon the following:
First, it was decided that neither of the parties who had reserved the premises will be permitted to use the grounds on the material day. Both parties are therefore hereby requested to reorganise their activities accordingly.
Second, it was decided that the Nyayo Stadium shall remain closed on Wednesday and no functions will be held there.We regret the inconvenience caused to those affected, but thank the public in advance for their compliance with these provisions which, in the considered view of the committee, are in the interest of public safety. Indeed, we reaffirm our commitment to ensuring public safety, across the country both on Wednesday and otherwise.
With that said, I must now turn our attention to an emerging issue of grave concern to the Government and of the utmost National concern. Investigations into recent political activity have yielded intelligence to the effect that there are individuals within the country who are working with two neighbouring countries to subvert the Government and create conditions of instability, insecurity, lawlessness and strife. The Government considers these contemptible undertakings to be a betrayal of Kenya and Kenyans. These are acts of treason. Any person who collaborates with an enemy of Kenya is also an enemy of Kenya and will be met with the swift, full and unmitigated wrath of the law. In due course the Government will be revealing the results of our investigations, and unmasking these despicable traitors.
We urge public patience in this matter and promise to be uncompromising in our quest for national security.

TEN RECORDS CHRISTIANO RONALDO CR7 HAS MADE

 

 

10.Two consecutive seasons with over 40 league goals!

The Portuguese became first player to reach 40 league goals in two consecutive seasons when he scored 40 for Real Madrid in 2010–11 and 46 goals in the following campaign (2011–12).

9.First Player to score in every minute of a game

Cristiano Ronaldo made himself the first player to score in every minute of a game when he netted in the seventh minute of Real Madrid’s 2-0 win against rivals Atletico Madrid in February, 2013.

But later in September, 2014, Zlatan Ibrahimovic joined the Portuguese on the list of only two players to score in every minute of a football match after strike that made him Sweden’s all-time top goalscorer.

8. Only Player to win everything witRonaldo is the only player to have won the league, domestic cup, League Supercup, Player of the Year Award, Golden Boot, Ballon d’Or, Champions League and Club World Cup with two different clubs (achieved in Manchester United and Real Madrid) as he repeated it again on Saturday 28, 2016 in Milan.h two different clubs

7.Only player to score three Champions League finals with two different clubs

  Three time Ballon d’Or holder set the record of being the only player in history to have scored in three Champions League finals. He did it in Moscow when Manchester United won the match on 6-5 penalties following a 1–1 draw after extra time.

The Portuguese international did the same during 2013-14 season at the Estádio da Luz in Lisbon, Portugal, when he scored the fourth goal in their 4-1 win over their capital rivals Atletico Madrid.

Finally, the 31-year-old did it on Saturday 28, 29016 at San Siro Stadium in Milan, Italy, where he scored the last penalty helping Real Madrid to extend their record number of European Cup/Champions League titles to 11.

4.Only player to score more than 50 goals in six consecutive seasons

Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo reached another milestone at the end of this outgoing season of becoming first player to score 50 in six straight seasons.

2010-11: 53 goals

2011-12: 60 goals

2012-13: 55 goals

2013-14: 51 goals

2014-15: 61 goals

2015-16: 51 goals

3.First player to become European top scorer in two Leagues

Ronaldo is the first and only player to have won the European Golden Shoe in 2 different leagues (Premier League with Manchester United and La Liga with Real Madrid).

2.Most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League season

Ronaldo holds the record for most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League season, having scored 17 goals in the 2013–14 season.

1.First and only player to win European Golden Boot four times!

Cristiano Ronaldo was awarded the European Golden Boot in the years 2008, 2011, 2014, and 2015, and is the only player in history to have won the European Golden Boot four times.

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REVEREND NGUNJIRI CLEARS THE AIR ON UHURU PARK ISSUE

There has been a constant choreographed wrangles between CORD and the Evangelist over the use of Uhuru Park during the Madaraka Day Celebrations that has caused trepidation as The CORD fraternity maintains that they will be At Uhuru Park on the same date that Evagelist Lucy Ngunjiri  also claims to have paid for earlier on
The Evangelist who says has no political affiliation has left many surprised as new research shows that she is a member of Kameme FM staff which is a gikuyu vernacular radio station.This is the post she made to clear the air over her stand on Uhuru Park

"As long as Raila Odinga and his supporters will be at Uhuru park I will not be there. I don't want to fight for myself the battle belongs to the Lord. I had all the receipts and believed I also have a constitutional right to use the ground but since I want to safeguard the integrity of the church, I do request the church faithfuls that we do gather at (PBB) church where we shall conduct our prayers. I had targeted the Uhuru park stadium to accommodate many Christians but all the same God does not move with multitude" - Rev Lucy Wa Ngunjiri

Surely the battle belongs to the Lord and not even Major-General Joseph Nkaissery and his officers can prevail in this battle but the victory will be very decisive."

 The cabinet secretary for internal security GEN NKAISSERY has also maintained that he will arrest Raila and CORD LEADERS if he dares go to UHURU PARK on the same date of MADARAKA DAY.

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